Sardar Jokes and SMS

Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.
She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............
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A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,
he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Sardar: B.Com final year"
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1 DIN 1 DAKU 1 SARDAR KE GHAR MEIN GHUS GAYA AUR BOLA
"SONA KAHAN HAI?"
SARDAR BOLA "ULLU KE PATTHE.
PURA GHAR KHALI HAI , KAHIN BHI SOJA.."
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Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants.
Servantit's already raining.
Sardar: So what?Take an umbrella and go.
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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar
"Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back."
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Can you lend me 2000 Rs?
i need it.Please help me out,
i know you have it, i wil return it.
A sardar asks to ATM machine???????
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Question: Why did 18 Sardarsgo to a movie? Answer: Because below 18was not allowed.

 

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies :Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..
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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:"
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"
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Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtubmai
bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
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Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.
Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &put warid sim.
Thank you for calling ufone..
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Sardar Get Engaged with girl,
soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4,
he brokn the relation every 1 asked the reason!
He said"JO KISI OR KI NA HO SAKI WOH MERI KIA HOGI?
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In aptitude test
River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.
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what is the extreme limit of stupidity? Two Sardars sitting on a Rikshaw….,
and….,
fighting for a corner seat.
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Sardar's wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpawho died peacefully
in his sleepnot screaminglike all the passengers
in thecar he was driving..
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